An Idiot's Trip to Disneyland by TheRightWriter, literature
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An Idiot's Trip to Disneyland
Monday
First day in the Magic Kingdom today didn't go well today. Got into trouble for getting into fights with the main Disney stars. I didn't really do much. All I did was smacked Mickey Mouse's forehead when he went to give me high five, flicked Minnie Mouse on the nose for kissing me, threw bits of bread at Donald Duck to see if he'd eat them and punched Goofy when he tried trying to give me a manly hug - which I did not want, so that's harassment!
Tuesday
Didn't get into any fights today, so just went around visiting all the characters, asking then questions I really wanted to know about them.
Aladdin - Which female celebrity would h